I know this might sound a bit crude…, and un lady like…,hmm..a bit impolite…
Have you ever felt the 'contented feeling' of getting a hold on your fart??
Dalam istilah melayu, its called : “menahan kentut”..
Okay.. I know!! Its soo retarded AND really disgusting to actually talk about this subject; especially when I’m a lady and stuff but I really HAVE to share this profound precious habit of mine - holding my fart…
It feels as if I’ve won something each time I manage to prevent the ‘air’ flowing out from my …*ehm*…. that….
Have you ever watched the movie “300” ?? The time when the Spartans blocked the attack of the enemy’s battalion with their super shields? The Turks pushed and pushed forward, but the Spartans manage to prevent them from going through. The strong power of the Spartans. Incredible. :)
Well, if you could imagine the Spartans’ enthusiast in your thoughts, then you could definitely imagine my spirit keeping it IN.
Its not easy… it requires physical strength as well as mental strength. Such challenge. I like. :)
K, I’m a bit sleepy and high after eating 6 biji of durian.. I think I need some rest…
Good night all.